Bird Box (2018) Review: What Film Were You All Watching?

I feel like I must have been watching a different film from everybody else because the film that I watched had terrible pacing, lack of suspense, characters used as nothing more than plot devices, and a story that took itself too seriously for how poorly it was executed. The biggest complaint that I have is that Bird Box had no idea what kind of horror/thriller … Continue reading Bird Box (2018) Review: What Film Were You All Watching?

Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

This is one of the dumbest, most ridiculous films I have ever seen, and I love the absolute shit out of it. There’s a reason that it gained a cult following after its release. It’s silly, bright, and one of the most “1980s” films that you will ever see. For those of you that haven’t seen this obvious masterpiece, some background: Geena Davis stars as … Continue reading Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

John Hammond is Actually Horrible. Here’s 3 Reasons Why.

If you know me at all, then you know that one of my all-time favorite films is Jurassic Park. I love this movie with nearly all of my heart. My love for it is never ending. Now, even though I love this film, that does not mean that I can’t see its flaws or the flaws of the characters. The character we will focus on … Continue reading John Hammond is Actually Horrible. Here’s 3 Reasons Why.

97. Blade Runner (1982)

“A blade runner must pursue and try to terminate four replicants who stole a ship in space and have returned to Earth to find their creator.” Talk about a neo-noir film. Not that I’m angry about it. I thought that it was fascinating how well this science fiction film paid homage to film noir’s of the 1940s and 1950s. It was obvious, but was folded … Continue reading 97. Blade Runner (1982)