Okay. I’m going to try really hard to look at this film from two different angles: as a remake and as a stand alone horror film. Either way, it’s not looking good. As a stand alone horror film, unrelated to the original series, it is mediocre, at best. I don’t know that I would even classify Child’s Play as a horror movie. I felt that … Continue reading Child’s Play (2019)
Do we all actually remember the premise to Child’s Play? Because it’s weird as hell. This kid…obsessed much? Of course the doll is called Good Guy. That life size doll in the commercial is HORRIFYING. There is far too much sugar involved in this breakfast this kid is making. This kid, Andy, just reinforces my never wanting children. Who puts jeans in a box like … Continue reading Stream of Consciousness Review: Child’s Play (1988)
