Rufus T. Firefly is named president/dictator of bankrupt Freedonia and declares war on neighboring Sylvania over the love of wealthy Mrs. Teasdale. Look, I know it’s a classic. I know it’s The Marx Brothers. But, I just don’t find Duck Soup to be particularly interesting. I mean, there’s no real plot. There’s nothing to root for. Duck Soup feels more like a vehicle for individual … Continue reading 60. Duck Soup (1933)
Do we all actually remember the premise to Child’s Play? Because it’s weird as hell. This kid…obsessed much? Of course the doll is called Good Guy. That life size doll in the commercial is HORRIFYING. There is far too much sugar involved in this breakfast this kid is making. This kid, Andy, just reinforces my never wanting children. Who puts jeans in a box like … Continue reading Stream of Consciousness Review: Child’s Play (1988)
I’m just going to say it: this is my favorite Disney animated film. It was my favorite growing up and is still one of my favorites today. So, pardon me if this entry is a little bias. I’ll try my best not to be. Alice in Wonderland was released in 1951.Disney released four other animated films in that decade: Cinderella in 1950, Peter Pan in … Continue reading Revisiting Disney: Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Guys, The Meg is out in theaters. And you bet your ass that I paid to see it in XD at my local Cinemark theater. I’ve been waiting for this film because, based on the trailer and the billboards, it promises to be a good time. And it is. The Meg stars Jason Statham (because of course it does), Bingbing Li, Rainn Wilson, Ruby Rose, … Continue reading The Meg (2018) Review
Guys, I just watched The Belko Experiment and that shit messed me up. I’ve been wanting to see it since I saw the first preview for it years ago. Now, it wasn’t amazing by any means. Was it gory? Yes. Was it entertaining? Yes. Was it pretty much just Battle Royale in an office setting? Yes. The Belko Experiment was nothing special in terms of … Continue reading Quick Review: The Belko Experiment (2016)
A director of escapist films goes on the road as a hobo to learn about life, which gives him a rude awakening. With the way this list is set up, I go through these moments of watching a bunch of the Top 100 films all at once and then stopping because I’ve hit a film that I’m not as excited about watching. Sullivan’s Travels was … Continue reading 61. Sullivan’s Travels (1941)
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a coming of age film that’s as raw as Bo Burnham’s Eighth Grade. It perfectly portrayed some of the rougher, more awkward parts of growing up, and depicted them accurately, which is the biggest achievement. Elsie Fisher plays Kayla, a teenager in her last couple weeks of eighth grade. We follow her through some of the more cringe-worthy … Continue reading Eighth Grade (2018) Review
Like many, the stories of Winnie the Pooh are very near and dear to my heart. So it is to the surprise of nobody that I was excited to see this film. I went in to the theater, popcorn and drink in hand, all ready for my inner child to live her best life. And, she did, for a little bit. Even with the inclusion … Continue reading Christopher Robin (2018) Review
Honestly, I can’t tell when the last time was that I watched this film. I had to be a young child. So, obviously, it’s never been one of my favorites. Although, I do know that it is tremendously loved as a part of the Disney animated film library. Here are my thoughts: it’s good, but not great. I will say that this film and Robin … Continue reading Revisiting Disney : Robin Hood (1973)
If you know me in person, chances are you have already heard my opinions on this film. Due to the sequel being released this upcoming weekend, I find it fitting that Mamma Mia! be this weeks Movie Musical Monday. I will start with my issues with the film, and then end on a good note. PIERCE BROSNAN CAN’T SING. There. That’s my biggest issue with … Continue reading Movie Musical Monday: Mamma Mia!
